Quick, Before It Melts.

AirQBiM is now boarding passengers in rows A to Z aboard Le Concorde. Today's flight will be leaving momentarily: Popsville to Indietown, and all stops in between. Your captain is Stephen Brecker, and you can find some of his credentials here, and his official pilot's license here. We'll be cruising at an altitude above the musical stratophere, and today's inflight entertain consists of [MP3] "Parallel Lives" and [MP3] "People Mover". Please remain in your seats and avoid dancing about the cabin (although we are quite aware that the temptation will be great) until the red warning light is extinguished. Passengers are reminded that smoking aboard Le Concorde is prohibited, but please feel free to let your eardrums smolder and catch fire. Emergency exits are located here, here, and here. Senior travelers and those flying with small children that are especially annoying, please wait at the back of the line until all the cool kids have boarded first. Thank you for flying AirQBiM, and have a nice day.